what a sheep camp second day

as my beloved malay friends slept about 1 a.m.
and juz so noisy and we cant slept well..
we..Mr.Bombastic decided to take a revenge for it..
emm..kau orang pukul 1 baru nak tidurkan..
ini bukan masalah..aku memang tak kisah..
so..we woke up at 4 in the morning..XD

we switched on the light and woke up our member..
we took a bath because we scared about
later someone else go and swim in the pond..
because muslim student had to go for solat..
so they cant slept back that time..DAMN~~haha
and we go and slept back after bathing~~

the coming slot was also boring..
i juz "fishing" for the first slot in the morning..
and after that the time for minum pagi again..
i had forgot what i eaten as my school was so stingy..
and the time for the coming slot..
em..this time was really better for me..
my friends changed their seat and juz beside me..
nice!!we chit-chating for the whole slot..

anyway..time for makan AGAIN!!
emm..i think the food was..YA!!
ikan sambal and nasi putih..and teh o~..
emm..i dun really love to eat fish..
but..i tal boleh tahan perut yang lapar saya..

the time for us to bath again..
this time i didnt saw any daniell..
but i saw my malay friends diving..
and they were so happy in the bathroom..
bathroom was juz like heaven of them..
diving..playing water..and smoking too..

times for dinner..
ikan again==..WTF..i said..
and continue with the coming slot..
again..i was still talking with my friends..

nothing to expect..
the second day was so boring..
but the photo between me and you..
is so romantic~~~

what a sheep camp first day..

hey..it is not a typing error..
because in the aktiviti radiah yang sangat sangat SERONOK
my group is given this name..
and..this is why im calling this is a sheep camp..
not sh*t camp huh..betul bukan~~

hey..RM 5o is worth juz for the tips for SPM..
but..what is the expenditure for the TERPAKSA RM 48 by my school...
list out what we've done this few days..

first day in the morning..like what my lovely principal told me..
bas akan tiba di sekolah lebih kurang pukul 8 pagi..
and when i saw the bus driver driving in my school..
WTF..the yellow cute amazing BAS SEKOLAH!!
WOWOWOWOW!!RM 98 for bas sekolah..
i tot..ok..everyone was the same for the transport..
but wait man!why can i saw the bus with air-con!!??
emmmm..i think this is a good memory..

aku ini belum ambil sarapan..laparlah..
i felt hungry too when one of my friends told me..
emmm..ya..about 10 o'clock..the time for minum pagi..
we went to the dewan makan together..
and with a lot of hopes and gembira..
my tears dropped off when i saw what am i going to eat..
kuih kacang(i think the name is kuih kasturi)
and a cup of TEH-O for each person..
felt nothing when i left my table..toooooo stingy..

and so well i came for the lunch after this..
emm..the food is juz ok..(JUZ OK)
and finally felt like im eating..haha..
and the time for bath cames!!
when i walked in the bilik mandi..
i saw a tall handsome well-known indian boy..
he was going to ''terjun'' into the pond..
emm..i know here is gunung pulai..
but..this is not waterfall..this is WTF instead..
==..the water in the pond became ''gaowet''
after all the indian boys dreaming about they were Daniell in the ASEAN game..
haizzzzzzzzzz..i love Malaysia..

night..after minum malam..times for sleep..
thats why im saying i love Malaysia..
some malay friends were smoking..
calling their beloved..mums..atuk..and nenek moyang..
what a best camp for them right..
i didnt felt any anger when i saw them smoking..
but they were playing poker cards in my room..
and juz beside my bed..P*KI MAK LU..
hey..i tot penganut cant play this kind of cards..
but..Malaysia Boleh..i told myself..

ya..times for sleep..and i still chit-chating with my friend..
emmm..i think we slept about 1 something..damn tired..
this is the first day in this sheep camp of my school..
diving..smoking..playing cards..nice camp!

时下年轻人大都追求物质享受？！

我有那么一点意见
其实这个是老师给我们的题目
但是介于批改关系
我很难给予我真正想表达的

很狗屁的一个题目吧
其实追求物质享受也是为了满足自己
满足自己不就是在满足心灵了吗？
那么这个题目到底是在强调什么
文字游戏玩一玩，意思都颠倒了

当然要写我觉得还是可以
只是我的低级无法写出很合老师胃口的文章
现代的人追求的物质享受
其实是因为时代变迁的关系造成的啊

如果说古今的人大都追求心灵内在的享受
我无法不承认啦
不过...你叫李白来跟我讲啦

现在这种时代
爽爽我吟诗作乐，提序伏笔
这种生活谁不想要
但是现在的社会不允许啊

我每天坐在牛背上念诗
然后爽爽在墙壁上面题字
你看我给政府抓进去关吗

你们能够去唱歌宣泄
当然这个是一个正确的例子
但是在马来西亚并不是这么管用
黄明志就这样牺牲了自己

你们能够说写部落格也是种心灵上的满足
那些太过敏感的部落客名字我们别提
马来西亚的内安法令对我们没有这样宽容
所谓的我们就是那些过来这边的乘客
我也没有说乘客不好啦
毕竟我们这边的狗官有些也是印尼来的 XD

所以我们要怎样去满足我们的心灵？
岳飞写的《满江红》我朗朗上口
但是我们这边如果写《满江巫》会怎样
内安法令将会乖乖的敲上你家的门

所以我说我真的很难满足我的心灵
所以我选择用物质来满足自己

我花钱买最新的电话
我花钱买最新款的车
我花钱把自己扮漂亮

这些被我们所归类成外在因素的举动
其实正是在弥补我们的心灵
现今的这种社会的现象是这样
难道要我吟完诗题完字过后
就能组装好自己再上战场吗？

我很偏激我知道
但是身为时下年轻人的一员
我只是在尝试说出我的感受

少年不识愁滋味
为赋新词强说愁
少年不识愁滋味
藕断丝连强说愁

百行孝为先

百行孝为先

我们黄种人注重家教

我们黄种人强调孝顺

看了这张照片

我深深被感动到了

照片太震撼了

我..哭了

睡觉

我说我现在很想睡觉
只是我在等你的信息

可以做的无聊事情我都做了
但是还是等不到啊
你...应该回家了吧
怎么可能会这么迟呢...

我说我实在是很笨
你好像没有听到我说的
然后又不知道为什么不问
然后就嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯...

嘴巴开得非常大
眼睛差一点就要跌出来了
电视播放着连续剧
越看让我越想睡觉

你...应该睡了吧？
晚安..

我没有~~

我没有很肥
我只是没有别人瘦

我没有很矮
我只是没有别人高

我没有偏食
我只是不爱吃你们所说的健康食物

我没有叽咋
我只是很多时候静不下来

我没有花心
我同时对很多人专一

我开车技术没有不好
只是我没有很厉害开车

我没有很厉害弹吉他
不过至少小星星我还会弹

我唱歌没有很好听
只是我至少没有五音不全

我没有讲话很号练
因为很多时候你们太弱

我没有很爱讲粗口
只是你们耳朵肮脏只听到粗口

我没有走路八字脚
只是我走路比较怪

我没有爱惹是生非
只是个人喜欢打抱不平

我没有出口伤人
只是你们的心太脆弱

我没有每天挂在网上
因为我真的没有蜘蛛人好看

我没有每天瞪人
只是我眼睛比较大

我的脸真的没有很烂
只是我比你们都还青春

我的小腿真的没有很粗
只是你们的腿比我细

我的房间真的没有很乱
比起厕所我的房间真的比较干净

我的电话真的没有跌不坏
只是它的命比我想像中还要硬

我的书包真的没有破很多洞
因为至少我可以放书

我的脾气真的没有很不好
至少我有时控制得到

我的脸真的不是很臭
只是有时我在认真想东西

我对别人真的没有要求苛刻
因为我知道就算要求也不可能做到

我真的没有喜欢上她
因为...我好像爱上她了...

rojak of sekolah

Penyertaan untuk Kem Menjulang Bahasa adalah wajib.
Dalam kem ini, kita akan membincang tentang tips-tips untuk subjek Bahasa Melayu dan Bahasa Inggeris.
Ini adalah input terakhir. Pihak sekolah berharap semua murid tingkatan lima yang akan menduduki peperiksaan SPM tahun ini boleh mengambil bahagian.
Sekian, terima kasih. Assalamua...........

emmm..the last word is too sensitive..
because im not the penganut..so..better dun say..
later our temple dibakar.. XD

well, a sad and stupid thing..
if you already WAJIBKAN the penyertaan for the camp..
then what for you gave us the surat kebenaran..
Welcome To Facebook!! (think yourself..)
i didnt say anything bad about the camp..
because it is organised by my most bijaksana pengetua..
and i yakin that he will really give some tips..

pihak sekolah memang berharap penyertaan kami..
but the method used is not suitable..
it seems like force all the students to attend it..
and for all who are not participate..
"Pihak Sekolah Tidak Akan Memberikan Keputusan SPM Tahun Depan."
by one of my school's teacher..

"and how many we are going to pay?"
this is the first thing i asked for when i received the form..
WOOOOOOWW.. RM50 each person..
BUT WAIT!!it is not over..
Pihak sekolah TERPAKSA membayar RM 48 untuk setiap pelajar.
so..it means the fee for this camp is RM 98!!??
and why do you use the word TERPAKSA..

HELLO BOSS..no one ask you to pay for it..
where is the camp site??GUNUNG PULAI???!!!
why cant we juz camp in school..
and pihak sekolah no need to terpaksa..
kesianlah bila saya nampak perkataan ini..terpaksa..
RM 98..and pihak sekolah tanggung RM 48..
so we have to pay for another RM 50..
useless la~~

what a strange or unlogical thing pihak sekolah had made..

we received surat kebenaran..
and for sure we have to mengambil kebenaran from our parents..
but pihak sekolah already menwajibkan penyertaan semua murid..
what is the function of surat kebenaran?
juz in case you are sick or hurt..and pihak sekolah tidak tanggung?
because you have sign for the paper..
then we have mention about we are not tanggung for this..
em..so..sorry..thankyou..byebye..??

can i juz give the money and do not pass up the paper, saying..
"i dun have any choice except participate the camp..
althought my mum dun let me go..
but for my surat berhenti, i know i should go for it.."

RM 5o? we have a nice contoh for this..
before this we had kad derma for us..
and the minimum fund is RM 10 for each student..
RM 10 only right? but many student didnt pass up the kad..
and what is the tindakan yang diambilkan oleh pihak sekolah?
APPPPPPPPE!!!!!! tahankan surat berhenti lagi??!!
so..my school promote a nice "systematic" method..
you can choose to pay the fee when you have money..
you can pay for RM15 for the first month and so on..
if not..AGAIN..your sijil akan ditanggung..

well..i didnt say im not satisfied..
and i didnt say anything bad to someone..
instead amazingly im praising my principal..
and..good luck..


其实我很担心这篇文章是否触犯任何法律条规
如果你路过，不小心看到这篇狗屁不通的文章
也很巧的明白我所想要表达的意思的话...
请你留言告诉我是否需要更改任何地方。
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